Santa’s Little Secret

Salaam and Greetings of Peace:

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, every one of Santa’s reindeer, every single one of them from Rudolph to Blitzen, HAS TO BE A GIRL. Of course! ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night :)

Ya Haqq!

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10 Responses to Santa’s Little Secret

  1. Abdur Rahman says:

    Salaams Irving,

    ha, ha, ha (or should it be ho,ho,ho)?

    :D

  2. isaiah says:

    Merry Christmas to you, my friend.

  3. Suroor says:

    Ho ho ho, Ha ha ha!

  4. lulando says:

    “Das ewig Weibliche zieht uns hinan!” Goethe, Faust II
    (The eternal female elevates us all) :D

  5. Sadiq says:

    hahaha… interesting.

  6. mshahin says:

    Oh…my that is funny and informative – I had no idea, but it definitely makes sense.

  7. Farhana says:

    As-salaamu’alaykum wa Rahmatu Llahi wa Barakatuhu

    hahaha.. very funny!!

    Interesting.

    Ma’salaama
    Farhana

  8. Danya says:

    That’s very funny. But isn’t it kind of oppressive to female deers?
    Kidding, kidding..

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